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It’s another Friday which means some free microfiction for your brainpans to absorb. ABSORB!
Me? I’m jamming to some Violent Femmes as I write this. Because, let’s face it, Violent Femmes are the greatest representation of American music. FACT! Don’t bother arguing. I’ve been thinking about this since about 1994, so I have a pretty damn good argument already locked and loaded. Let’s just agree that I’m right.
Anyhoo, how are y’all doing? 2024 was a hellish nightmare, but maybe 2025 will be a little better. Is it for you? I know it’s only February (I’m not the only person who sounds out how to spell February, right? Feb-ru-ary…) but by the middle of January last year I could already put 2024 down as the worst year ever. Some years are overachievers that way.
But enough of years and nightmares and whatnots. Last week I wrote a little update on what’s going on with me and my writing. Check it out if you haven’t already
And as always, be sure to bop on over to Spotify (or whatever podcast app you use) and check out my new fiction on the Scary Horror Stories by Dr. NoSleep podcast. Good shit there, yo! (You can also listen just from the player below!)
Oh, and I have finally set up a Brain Squeezins chat here on Substack. I’m mainly gonna use it for writing advice. I’ve been getting quite a few emails lately about the writing process and biz, so I thought a Chat space would be helpful. Go ahead and say hello and post a comment/question if you got one.
And right now, that’s all I got. Click on some stuff above, please. It’s appreciated.
Now, enjoy the drabble!
Cheers!
AND HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
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Crapped-Together Vehicles
By
Jake Bible
Standing on the mesa’s edge, Gerard rested his rifle against his shoulder, his eyes locked on the mess of crapped-together vehicles and sad fools below.
“He’ll rip them to shreds,” he said to Makela.
“Then we pick up the pieces,” Makela replied, her blades twirling in her hands, around and around again.
“They thought we’d save them.”
“They are fools, G. Bunch of survies. Just eking by. I ain't going back to eking by, G. Are you?”
“Suppose not.”
“Then let the Brawler rip them to shreds.”
Gerard nodded and the two turned and walked off back into the wasteland.
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