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"Thank You"

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Thank You

By

Jake Bible

“Critical systems are failing, Captain!”

“Shields are down to 15%, Captain!”

“We just lost access to decks 8 through 13, Captain!”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard it all before. We’re under attack. Ship is falling apart. The enemy is winning. I swear, it’s like being back in the academy again. Whatever…”

“Sir! This is for real! It’s not a simulation!”

“You have to act now, Captain!”

“Sir, the ship is going to implode!”

“Blahblahblah! You know what I really want to hear? Thank you, Captain, for a lovely dinner last night. Not one word of thanks…”

“Captain! CAPTAIN! We’re going to-!”

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