Friday Night Drabble Party!
Aaaaand we’re back! Another Friday is upon us!
Cool news: I’m slowly getting rights back to my books and I’m finding new homes for them! Be on the lookout for re-releases of Fighting Iron, Dead Team Alpha, Blood Cruise, and In Perpetuity! Huzzah!
Don’t you worry now, I’ll be making announcements as they launch. You won’t miss out!
Now, enjoy the free micro-fiction, y’all.
Cheers!
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In The Video
By
Jake Bible
“You can’t just lie like that.”
“Really? Why not?”
“Why not? Are you joking?”
“No.”
“Jesus… There are truth in advertising laws, Myron. You can’t just have some dude giving a fake testimonial unless you disclose that the dude is a paid actor.”
“He’s not.”
“He’s not an actor?”
“I didn’t pay him.”
“That doesn’t change the situation! He’s not an actual quantum physics professor! He can’t say the machine is perfectly safe!”
“Except he just did. It’s in the video.”
“But he’s lying! The transporter doesn’t work yet!”
“Not according to Professor Louis Blurgermeister.”
“Why do I even try…?”
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