Friday Night Drabble Party!

"Bits"

Happy New Year, y’all!

Who’s ready to party like it’s 2024?

Not this guy. Getting too old. I’m ready to party like it’s 1958 and I live in an Amish community.

But y’all should party your asses off!

I have a ton of things brewing for 2024. I have no idea if I’ll pull any of them off, so stay tuned. Amazing stuffs could result. Or absolutely nothing. Ya just never know!

What I do know is if you are interested in the process of how I write drabbles then check out my YouTube channel. I’ve been recording the process and posting videos. I intend to build enough up that I can speed them up and throw them up on TikTok or something. But I want a few in the bag first.

Go have a look!

Neat, right? RIGHT? Yes, very neat…

Now, on with the drabble fun!

Cheers!

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Bits

By

Jake Bible

Small bits.

Tiny bits.

Microscopic bits.

“Yes, Neil, we get it. Bits. It’s all made of bits.”

“Right, of course, but it’s the kind of bits that matter.”

The scientists stood about the table, eyes on Neil then eyes down on the…specimen. 

“Okay…”

“So, when you slice into what we believe is its head, these…”

“Bits.”

“Yes, bits, fall out.”

“Looks like styrofoam.”

‘It’s not styrofoam! It’s not…”

“Not styrofoam. Then what is it?”

“Candy.”

No one expected that.

“I believe this is an interstellar piñata!”

No one expected that.

They turned and walked off.

“But-!”

“Shut up, Neil!!!”

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