Friday Night Drabble Party!
"Hand It Here"
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Hand It Here
By
Jake Bible
Buttons.
That’s all Horace saw when he walked into the shop.
“Hello?”
“Just a minute!”
In exactly one minute, a diminutive man stepped from behind a curtain.
“How may I help you?”
“I need this jacket taken in.”
“No, my fine sir. It needs more buttons! Buttons hide all flaws!”
“Do they?”
“Yes! Hand it here. I’ll have those buttons on there for you in just a day or so.”
“But I-.”
“HAND IT!”
Horace threw the jacket at the tailor and fled, mumbling about calling in a day.
Behind him all he heard was, “FOR THE GLORY OF BUTTONS!”
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