Friday Night Drabble Party!
"With Relish"
Howdy, Y’all!
Sorry I missed last week. Personal stuffs. Everything is good, but it was a little intense for a second there.
Hey! Know what else is intense?
Yep, I have finished narrating/producing the new audiobook and it is up and available on all your platforms…except for Audible. Why? because they require a seven-year contract to publish with them. Could I get out of that contract early? Probably. Would it be a fight? Maybe. Audible is pretty good about that stuff, but to be honest, I hate having to jump through all the many hoops.
That’s where you come in. If I get enough folks asking for it on Audible then I’ll add it there and deal with the future issues in the…future. Just let me know, y’all.
In the meantime, click this pic and go get you some Blood Cruise!
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Anyway, you came for the free microfiction and free microfiction is what you will get!
Cheers!
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With Relish
By
Jake Bible
Muscles explode everywhere.
Nope. Sorry.
Mussels explode everywhere.
Can’t mix those guys up.
Not when you have close to a hundred mutated mollusks attacking from every direction.
I reload and keep firing, shattering shells and sending hunks of fish flesh flying.
Are they fish?
“Hey, Sarge!”
“What the hell do you want, Private?”
“Are mussels fish?”
“What?”
“Are mussels fish?”
“They’re mollusks!”
“But are mollusks fish?”
“I don’t fucking know! Just kill the sons of bitches!”
Which I do. With relish.
Or should it be with tartar sauce? Ha!
I love killing fish.
Or whatever the hell these bastards are.
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