Friday Night Drabble Party!

"As Always"

It’s December, y’all!

That means holiday music is playing. I’m prepping to make Chex mix in an insane amount (5 quadruple batches. You do the math). And the nogg shall be sipped!

Also, and you may already know this, but it’s gift giving season! Huzzah!

I happen to have gifts. Book gifts. Audiobook gifts. I bet you have friends or family that like book gifts and audiobook gifts.

Head to the website and check it all out! Plenty of links to guide you through your shopping needs.

Would you rather have something free? I bet you would, you cheap sons of-.

Drabbles are always free! And I even make videos of the process!

Enjoy and Happy Holidays!

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As Always

By

Jake Bible

The world burned.

Well…smoldered.

Anyway, the world wasn’t doing so hot.

War. Famine. Global warming.

We were doomed.

Then they arrived.

Offered us pennies on the dollar for the whole shebang.

And a new planet, too!

Yay…

The 1% jumped at the offer. They wanted a new place to rule.

So they sold Earth.

And here we are.

On the planet called “Woopydoo”.

They named it. We didn’t have a choice.

And the 1% rule. As always.

So…not much has changed.

Just waiting for this shithole to start smoldering.

It’s inevitable.

Especially with the same idiots in charge…

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