Friday Night Drabble Party!
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Nothing major to share right now. Hoping to do a cover reveal for the rerelease of the Fighting Iron books. Soon, my peoples! Soon!
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Cash Crack
By
Jake Bible
“Yeah…okay…that one hurt.”
Miller spat blood and counted his teeth.
One was for sure missing. Maybe two. To be honest, Miller had no idea how many teeth he was supposed to have.
“Where’s the cash, Miller?”
“Nobody uses cash anymore, man.”
And another tooth gone…
“Tell me or you don’t get out of this.”
“What’s that mean?”
“Huh?”
“Me not getting out of this.”
“I kill you.”
“Good to know. Cash is under the sink. False bottom.”
Two more teeth left Miller’s mouth.
“Not cool!”
“That was because of the cash crack. I still use cash, you dick.”
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