Friday Night Drabble Party!

"Todd Lingual"

Howdy!

Sorry I missed y’all last week. I was under the weather.

One of those freak incidents of spontaneous nausea which was followed by a complete purging of my stomach contents.

I had the pukies.

Which is the worst. I freaking hate nausea. I can handle all kinds of pain and discomfort. Nausea is not one of them. Ugh.

But now I’m back to true form! Huzzah!

That means a brand spanking new drabble this week!

Oh, and I’m thinking of trying something else too.

A little video experiment.

I thought maybe some folks might be interested in my process when writing drabbles.

So I recorded the process!

You can go to my YouTube channel here and check it out. Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss out on the weekly recordings. They’ll drop at the same time as this post, so no need to set a new calendar reminder or alarm. You won’t miss it. I got ya.

Now, on with the 100 words of awesome!

Cheers!

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Todd Lingual

By

Jake Bible

Most people believe that where they end up in the Afterlife is based on how they act in this life.

But I know, for a fact, that’s only partially true.

Where you end up is completely predicated on how you treat a man named Todd Lingual.

No. Seriously.

Throughout history, Todd Lingual has met every human being ever born. 

Treat Todd well and your Afterlife will be a good one.

Treat Todd like shit and your Afterlife will be not so good.

I met Todd once.

I remember distinctly.

Yeah…

I’m writing this from Hell.

Our meeting didn’t go well…

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