Howdy, folks!
Welcome back to the goodness that is FNDP. I appreciate y’all stopping by.
Hey, speaking of stopping by…
You should stop by my website and check out the books I have left on my bookshelf. The majority of these are now out of print as I ramp up publication with a new publisher. Collector’s items!
Now that you have bought all the books on my shelves, how about checking out one more book? Click that cover!
And, of course, there’s a new story to share!
Okay, enough about me. How are you? I hope you are ten kinds of awesome. I truly do.
You know what else is ten kinds of awesome? Drabbles! And I’ve got a new one for y’all down below. Read on, my friends, read on!
Cheers!
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Bang Bang
By
Jake Bible
“Never open with weather.”
“What?”
“Elmore Leonard said that. Never open with weather.”
“Was it Elmore Leonard?”
“Pretty sure.”
“Open what?”
“Huh?”
“You said that he said that you never open with weather. Open what?”
“A book. What else?”
“How would you open a book with weather? What does that mean?”
“What?”
“How can weather open a book? Like does lightning grab the cover and flip it open or something?”
“Are you serious, right now?”
“What?”
“You are serious. Holy shit.”
“What? Stop being a dick and—. Hold on. There he is.”
“Ok. Remember. Two shots, walk away.”
“Bang bang.”
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Oh dang, I lied. I write, so that was my favorite, now.
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