Happy Friday, Y’all!
I hope your week went well. Mine felt looooong and yet here we are, Friday already.
So, I’ve been happily plugging other people’s works lately. It’s just the right thing to do when you dig something. Make sure y’all spread the word when you like something. Word of mouth is the ONLY path to making something successful, so if you dig something, say something. Support the arts!
I should make that into a t-shirt…
Anyhoo, I’m going to plug something else tonight. I have joined Substack’s new Notes feature!
Kinda cool! It’s Twitter-esque, but in the Substack environs, so not even remotely as cringy. So CLICK THE PIC above and see what stuffs I may say now and then. Or announce. Or plug. Or share. You know the drill…
Now, on with the drabble!
Cheers!
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The Canvas Screamed
By
Jake Bible
The paint splattered upon the canvas like blood spurting from a nicked artery.
Mason studied the canvas, frowned, and set the paint down.
“No, no, no,” Mason grumbled. “It’s all wrong. IT’S ALL WRONG!”
He grabbed the canvas, ignoring its pleas, and stabbed, stabbed, STABBED the pointy end of the paint brush into it, until the canvas was well and truly dead.
Then he turned to the cages behind him and the whimpering, always whining, fresh canvases.
“Who’s next?”
None of the canvases volunteered.
“Fine. I’ll choose.”
He twirled a finger then pointed.
“Suburban housewife it is.”
The canvas screamed.
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