Friday Night Drabble Party!
Friday! Huzzah!
So, I know I have been slacking in the podcast department. Just haven’t had the time to do new audio. I’m also toying with (another) reboot of the podcast since I no longer live in suburbia.
I’m up on a mountain, y’all!
It’s pretty sweet.
But even though I’m not recording new episodes, that doesn’t mean you can’t hear my amazing voice!
I was lucky to be a guest on the Writers, Ink podcast.
(That’s a blast from the past author pic. That hair no longer exists…)
Now, on with the drabble!
Cheers!
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Mother Is Aware
By
Jake Bible
“Landon?”
“Yes, Miss Nikki?”
“That mildew on the wall is…throbbing, yes?”
“It appears so, Miss Nikki.”
“Why?”
“Miss?”
“Why is it throbbing, Landon.”
“Unfortunately, I am not an expert on mildew.”
“Can we get rid of it?”
“Not without damaging the wallpaper, Miss. That wallpaper is irreplaceable.”
“Mother is aware?”
“She feeds it every day.”
“Of course she does…”
“Perhaps you should have tea in the library today.”
“Good idea.”
“I must warn you, though. The library has been overrun by screaming moss.”
“Maybe tea in a room without screaming moss or throbbing mildew?”
“As you wish, Miss Nikki.”
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