Howdy, Howdy, Howdy!
Another Friday is before us, folks. Time to check out some new books, maybe bop over and listen to a scary story, and then read yourself a drabble. You, my friends, have a packed Friday evening!
Click the covers! Read a book!
Listen to scary stories!
Now, read the drabble!
Huzzah!
***
A Lot Of Pus
By
Jake Bible
“Well…that’s a lot of pus.”
“I know! Do something!”
“Do something? Like what? I’m not a doctor.”
“Lance it!”
“Lance it?”
“Lance it, for fuck’s sake!”
Nick looked about the cave.
“Uh…with what?”
Tony growled low in his throat.
“Your hunting knife.”
“Oh, right.” Larry pulled the knife from his belt. “So, I just cut into it?”
“You’re gonna get that blade red hot first. Then you let it cool just a little. That’s when you lance it.”
“Yeah, I can’t do that.”
“Why the fuck not?”
“The smell. I’ll gag.”
“But I’m gonna fucking die!”
Larry shrugged.
***
Subscribe or die!
(Okay, that was harsh. You won’t really die. …or will you?)
Share or get really sleepy!
(That one was a little more chill)