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Waxing On

By

Jake Bible

Sweet little things.

So innocent.

They scamper about, unaware that their doom has arrived.

They go on with their pitiful existences. 

Thinking they are the center of it all.

But they are wrong! 

They! Are! Nothing!

NOTHING!

And they shall never know better.

For today is their last day.

Their very last day…

They cannot be saved.

No one is com—.

“Captain? Are we firing or not? Weapons has the Obliteration Vortex loaded and ready.”

“What? Oh. Was I waxing on and on? Sorry about that, folks! What is the name of this planet?”

“Earth, Captain.”

“Then fire! Goodbye, Earth!”

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