Friday Night Drabble Party!

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Found Religion

By

Jake Bible

“It’s uncanny.”

“I know. So real. They even got the mole right.”

“It wouldn’t be him without the mole.”

“I know!”

“Guys? It’s me. Just me. I’m not an AI avatar. I’m on the webcam. It’s me.”

“Oh, my god! It even sounds just like him!”

“It does! They caught that whine he has in his voice.”

“Oh, they nailed that!”

“It’s me! This is not AI! Wait…whine?”

“It even gets pissy like he does.”

“So pissy.”

“I swear to God-!.”

“Oh, my… Has it found religion?”

“That’s scary.”

“We should turn it off.”

“Yeah.”

“Guys! Stop! It’s reall-…”

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