Friday Night Drabble Party!

Yo! Welcome to the Friday after 4th of July!

For those not in the US of A, we call this Friday "Stop shooting off fireworks, you dumb redneck sons of bitches!".

Speaking of sons of bitches, how about that Max Rage, right? He's one badass SOB! Hell, he's so badass he's Intergalactic!

But, despite being an Intergalactic Badass, Max Rage needs your help! The …