Friday Night Drabble Party!

Oh, hello!

I am so glad you made it past the swamp monster, climbed the trellis of really sharp thorns, fought the mugwomp, and leapt over the fire of questionable heat! Sorry for all the security measures, but you gotta protect against so many trolls these days, am I right?

Hey! You know who doesn't need protection? MAX RAGE: INTERGALACTIC BADASS!

The rev…