Friday Night Drabble Party!

Friday is here and we shall celebrate with 100 words of fantastical awesomeness!

See all those links everywhere on this page? click one of them. Buy some shit. Keep my kid in college. I'm not joking. Do it. DO IT! DOOOOOO EEEEEET!

Or you can click on this because I'm in it and it's awesome.

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Ages By Jake Bible

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