Friday Night Drabble Party!

Once again, the week ends and another Friday night is upon us! Let the games begin!

Okay, there aren't any games. There are 100 words of awesome, though. You take what you can get in life, am I right?

Let's get to those words now, shall we?

Enjoy!

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