Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hey? What? No Drabble?

Yeah, sorry, but I was finishing the last chapter of my new novel, Stone Cold Bastards, as well as prepping for GuildCon. BUSY ASS DAY!

So, instead, here's a bawdy limerick! Enjoy!

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There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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