Friday Night Drabble Party!

"Donny's A Dumbass"

Howdy, Folks!

Well, it’s another week down, y’all. Another week down…

As I like to do each week, I share my space with other authors. And as I have said in the past, I haven’t read these and I have no idea what the quality is. Could be amazing! Could be not amazing! That’s for you to find out.

But, what’s different this week is there’s also a big ol’ promo going on with TONS of other books! TONS! Enjoy!

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Now, on with the drabble!

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Donny’s A Dumbass

By

Jake Bible

Craters on the moon.

That’s where Donny said the things come from.

He thinks he’s so smart because he’s thirteen now and I’m only ten.

But I know for a fact the things are from Mars. 

They’re little green men and little green men come from mars.

Everyone knows that.

Except Donny.

Don't matter much now, though.

They plopped that saucer down in our yard, ran down their little ramp, zapped Donny while we were playing Horse in the driveway, carried him into that saucer, then flew off.

To Mars. Not to any craters on the moon.

Donny’s a dumbass.

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