Friday Night Drabble Party

"Retrofitting The Sewers"

Howdy!

Sorry I missed last week. Took it off to spend time with the Fam. Went and saw a pretty darn good movie. Had some matcha. Ate some delicious pickle fries. Drank a fine stout.

A nice Friday all around.

Speaking of nice Fridays!

There is a fun drabble below. I also recorded the process and shared it on YouTube. You should check it out. From start to stop this was one of my faster drabbles. Just poured right outta me!

Anyhoo, hope you dig it.

Cheers!

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Retrofitting The Sewers

By

Jake Bible

Too many dinosaurs.

Seriously.

You walk out your front door and you’re stepping in dino poo.

Some of the piles are fucking huge. Like bigger than my car.

Not that I have a car anymore.

Cars move and the big dinos with teeth like to chase things that move.

The City is currently retrofitting the sewers for travel. 

Of course, there are dino gators. But the City says they have it “handled”.

Uh…sure they do.

Just like they had those flocks of winged sons of bitches handled.

Have you found my wife yet, you assholes?

Have you?

Fucking dinos…

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