Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hey, you got your Party in my Drabble! No, you got your Drabble in my Party!

Tonight's installment is a result of my mind not being able to grasp some crap I came across today. The drabble itself has zero to do with my day, but the way I wrote it is a direct result of my inability to write anything more complicated than the mutterings of my base, lizard …