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"My Own Business"

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My Own Business

By

Jake Bible

“I was minding my own business, when this…human came up to me and started shouting. Very rude.”

“The thing ate my kid! Help me! Please!”

“Thing? See, officer? So much hostility. Very rude, indeed.”

The officer sighed and checked his tablet.

“Well, I can’t ticket-.”

“Help me, for fuck’s sake!”

“Calm down. No need for foul language. We’ll get this sorted. Where’s your child now, ma’am?”

“Are you not listening? In! That! Thing!”

“Right… Yeah, I’ll need to call in my supervisor.”

“Just cut the thing open! NOW!”

“Okay, that’s a threat. Now, I’m gonna have to ticket you.”

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